One night President Ratliff and his wife, Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the United States Constitution, decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the U.S. Constitution in private. They obliged and the Constitution had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Ratliff asked the U.S. Constitution, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, the restaurant owner had been madly in love with her, and had carried her around with him everywhere. President Ratliff then said, “In an alternate universe, if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which the U.S. Constitution responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President, assuming he is 35 years old or older.”
I don’t wanna be a spoil sport or anything because it is a lovely story and it fits their relationship…
But the Barack & Michelle Obama story about the restaurant owner? Not real. (Snopes)
I know. I kill beauty.
beauty is truth. you create beauty.
also i deleted my post as a result. happy to do it.