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shortformblog:

In case you’ve yet to see this, it’s a doozy: East Haven, Conn. Mayor Joe Maturo’s plans to help the Latino community, struggling with a controversy regarding rogue police officers detaining Latinos seemingly without reason? ”I might have tacos when I go home,” he told a TV news reporter. “I’m not quite sure yet.” Maturo later apologized for the comments in a statement, claiming ”I let the stress of the situation get the best of me and inflamed what is already a serious and unfortunate situation. I regret my insensitive comment and realize that it is my job to lead by example.” But let’s face it, there’s no getting out of this one.

This goes from bad to worse.

Improvisors: Remember that, generally, you have enough in the first 3 lines to play game. Never apologize for the weird thing that comes out of your mouth. Instead, find ways to justify, to the top of your intelligence, but never back down from your initial point of view. Your justifications will reveal more about your character, and will give you more interesting variations on the game to play with.

If you find that you’re not sure how to push the game along, simply return to your character’s initial reaction or statement, and repeat it.

(Or: Did you guys hear that David Brent moved to America, and is now the mayor of East Haven?)

  1. reagan-was-a-horrible-president reblogged this from vinylsticker
  2. vinylsticker reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    beyond disgusting
  3. gregador reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    fucking idiot—and he’s an elected official. This
  4. ardenstreet reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    really stumbles through...interview. Painful.
  5. chrisreblogs reblogged this from curtisretherford
  6. curtisretherford reblogged this from mikescollins and added:
    worse. Improvisors: Remember that, generally, you have enough in...first 3 lines to play...
  7. mikescollins reblogged this from ohheybill and added:
    This goes from bad to worse.
  8. ohheybill reblogged this from thenoobyorker and added:
    I cannot handle this one bit.
  9. thenoobyorker reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    This is simply too painful...watch all of the way through. What planet is this guy from?...
  10. just-zeroes-and-ones reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    You’d better step...fuck down, you racist motherfucker.
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  13. holdherback reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    love when politicians say something unsavory...then accuse the press
  14. romanreloaded reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    love racist humor/tacos as much as...next politician, but damn.
  15. decolonizeyourmind reblogged this from shortformblog
  16. lifesgrandparade reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    Awww, as long as you’re sorry.
  17. banji-realness said: as a connecticut native, let me just say, it’s a seriously wack state and this fool is just making it look even worse
  18. carpediem-carpenoche reblogged this from postblogger and added:
    he sounds drunk as fuck hahaha
  19. if-our-worlds-collide reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    He sounds absolutely shitfaced.
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  21. sturmpony said: Oh my god. Watching him stumble over this is wonderful.
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