“Most days, I put in so little effort in gym that I didn’t sweat at all, so I generally didn’t even have a need to remove my underwear.” (A Bad Idea I’m About To Do, Chris Gethard)
“And what is most singular is that she, this Lolita, my Lolita, has individualized the writer’s ancient lust, so that above and over everything there is—Lolita.” (Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov)
Well, this is just great. Not sure exactly what 2012 has in store for me, but if this is any indication, I know what 2013 has in store: jail time. Same for 2014, 2015, and probably everything until 2032.
(Source: loveclaire)
